everyday words are boring and commonplace but just a little adjustment and they become awesome: landlord: lord of land fireman: man of fire! postman: man of post!! milkman: man of milk!!!!! chairman: man of chair… zomg this thing is gold. human being: being human … so spiritual floodlights: lights of flood… ok, scratch that one goldfish: fish of gold!! we’re back […]
This TV show would pit eight contestants in charge of looking after three little lambs. Over the weeks they would compete in various challenges to earn better living conditions for their lambs. The lambs would start in a pretty bare barn and then end up in the lap of luxury (say nouveau riche fairy tale […]
[wp_campaign_1] Sometimes, or always, when I can’t find something like my keys or wallet I grow so incredibly angry that I want to break everything in my house, especially the object I can’t find thinking that it has somehow become sentient and purposefully hidden itself as to avoid detection and incur my wrath. But once […]
Everyone gets a little bit frustrated in life, from waiting for traffic lights, to being unable to find their keys and their life in general. Stress is one of the biggest problems for medical practitioners these days with stress cited as a large cause of family unrest, links to further mental instability and poor health. […]
Why are people mental? Or, more to the point, why are people Christians? Obviously you can substitute Christians with any other religion you like but let’s stick with Christianity ‘cos they’re definitely the most mental of all. There are so many ways to attack the belief system of Christianity it would be almost wrong if […]