If you’re looking for directions to my house, please follow the words below in the form of a little ditty to be sung in the style of an out of tune washer-woman or Cher Lloyd. May I present to you The Turnpike Lane Anthem: Get off at Turnpike Lane stayyy-ssshunn For you’ve reached your destinaaayyy-shhuunnnn […]
Moisha sat forlornly on the toilet seat and gazed down at his boxer shorts stretched apart by his knees. He noticed the seam was coming loose, no doubt due to the near atomic level of destruction his incessant flatulence had inflicted upon the poor cotton. He pondered whether the Ameican Israeli Public Affairs Committee could […]
I don’t get this advert. Are they saying that SMA is the next best form of milk? I mean that’s some claim and frankly if SMA is the next best and Kate is the best then why haven’t they kidnapped Kate and made her make milk for the nation?!
Maaaannnnn I got nothing on these guys >_< they’re superstars! Justin Timberlake Kelly Rowland Paris Hilton Lleyton Hewitt Josh Groban David Anders — best British accent ever Young Buck Kolo Toure Jessica Alba Craig David Anna Kournikova Natalie Portman Adriana Lima Chris Evans — Cap’n America Fernando Alonso Djibril Cissé Rachel Bilson Elijah Wood Roger […]
family has a lot, and I mean a lot of shit art in its houses. There’s some real tripe from Tracey Emin, a picture of man in a carpet, some prints and aside from it all being universally awful, it’s also very very expensive. Since so much modern art is toilet, I’m going to start […]
I couldn’t really find a good pic of Maurice, but watching the Madagascar movies, Foreman from House looks just like him. I swear the animators must have used his likeness.
Holy what?! Wagner’s song was the stuff of nightmares like some sort of stalker / Josef Fritzl hybrid. I’m sure he was trying to come across as seductive but he butchered Robert Palmer’s song, admittedly no worse than he does with every other song, in some sort of sexual predator way. The lights are on, but […]
Buy this, because sometimes, 4 year old kids need to told.
There I was, checking on my 2 year old students when one of them came up to me, Disney book in hand. She wanted me to read her the story but it was in Chinese and though I can struggle through the phởnetic alphabet I thought I’d just make up a story based upon the […]
Ok, that’s probably a lie, but really is there a better brand name out there than I always found it odd how the word poo-poo made kids as old as 12 crack up, but then so many movies use toilet humour so I guess it’s timeless. Mix in the ejaculate and you have a brand name […]