Maaaannnnn I got nothing on these guys >_< they’re superstars! Justin Timberlake Kelly Rowland Paris Hilton Lleyton Hewitt Josh Groban David Anders — best British accent ever Young Buck Kolo Toure Jessica Alba Craig David Anna Kournikova Natalie Portman Adriana Lima Chris Evans — Cap’n America Fernando Alonso Djibril Cissé Rachel Bilson Elijah Wood Roger …
Category Archives: Nonsense
Shit Art for Rich People
My family has a lot, and I mean a lot of shit art in its houses. There’s some real tripe from Tracy Emin, a picture of man in a carpet, some prints and aside from it all being universally awful, it’s also very very expensive. Since so much modern art is toilet, I’m going to …
Lookalike
I couldn’t really find a good pic of Maurice, but watching the Madagascar movies, Foreman from House looks just like him. I swear the animators must have used his likeness.
Wagner – Addicted to Love
Holy what?! Wagner’s song was the stuff of nightmares like some sort of stalker / Josef Fritzl hybrid. I’m sure he was trying to come across as seductive but he butchered Robert Palmer’s song, admittedly no worse than he does with every other song, in some sort of sexual predator way. The lights are on, but …
Jevon T-Shirt
Buy this, because sometimes, 4 year old kids need to told.
Disney Porn
There I was, checking on my 2 year old students when one of them came up to me, Disney book in hand. She wanted me to read her the story but it was in Chinese and though I can struggle through the phởnetic alphabet I thought I’d just make up a story based upon the …
Best Brand Name Ever!
Ok, that’s probably a lie, but really is there a better brand name out there than I always found it odd how the word poo-poo made kids as old as 12 crack up, but then so many movies use toilet humour so I guess it’s timeless. Mix in the ejaculate and you have a brand name …
紅茶還是綠茶?
Basically, as all people in 台灣 know, getting on your scooter in the pouring rain does strange things to you. You might end up muttering to yourself, or singing a song you haven’t heard for years, but just at that moment popped into your head. Or, as if often the case with me (and I’m …
My Cinderella Moment
[wp_campaign_1] This may sound a little weird and or gross, and yet also embarrassing for me but I thought I had to share with everyone this year’s must-use breakout phrase. A few months ago I was having a dream in which I went to a friend’s house. He was complaining that he couldn’t have *** …