Hi Steven, Can you please stop directing films that have German soldiers in them. It is a problem with the baby boomer generation but anyone born post 1960 just doesn’t care about them. You on the other hand, appear to have a bizarre fascination, some might say a fetish with our grey uniformed Deutsche chums. …
Category Archives: Opinion
ITV dredges up Titanic for show no one wanted
And lo’ ITV has decided that what the people want is more period drama bollocks. Not content with Downton Abbey and its incredible propensity for exposition [“Oh golly, I can’t be upstairs, I’m a servant and I can’t be on this floor. — Yes, you better get back down before his Lordship finds out.”] they …
Stardash Review
I’m pretty sure that Orange Pixel, the makers of Stardash, watched the Youtube videos of a game called Asshole Mario (see here), a homebrew version of the Nintendo classic with an insane amount of cheap tricks and nigh on impossible difficulty. Stardash is tough, real tough but the stages are no longer than 35 seconds …
True Grit Yawnfest
Months late to the party here’s my take on True Grit, the multi-nominated western that is the same as every other western ever released. Oh my days, why is everything so brown and arid in all these films. It’s always so fucking brown. You know there’s a point where the girl is trying to convince …
Questions to ask a Christian
Why are people mental? Or, more to the point, why are people Christians? Obviously you can substitute Christians with any other religion you like but let’s stick with Christianity ‘cos they’re definitely the most mental of all. There are so many ways to attack the belief system of Christianity it would be almost wrong if …