JmeWhyte

This may sound a lit­tle weird and or gross, and yet also embar­rass­ing for me but I thought I had to share with every­one this year’s must-use break­out phrase. A few months ago I was hav­ing a dream in which I went to a friend’s house. He was com­plain­ing that he couldn’t have *** because it was his girlfriend’s time of the month. At that point, she walked into the room and said,

‘That’s okay, you can put it in my Cinderella’

And lo, in 2010, the new way of say­ing ‘the thing cou­ples never do’ was born. No more awk­ward moments where you have to think of a way of describ­ing the road less trav­elled again.

Usages include but are not lim­ited to:

‘Baby, you make all my fairy­tales come true when you let me in your Cinderella’

and

‘You come any closer and I’ll stick that up your Cin­derella, a**hole’

Feel free to expand and think up your own ways of using this year’s must us phrase and if yours is the best, you’ll be per­son­ally invited to the 2010 Inau­gural National Cin­derella Ball.

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