My Cinderella Moment
by jamie whyte
This may sound a little weird and or gross, and yet also embarrassing for me but I thought I had to share with everyone this year’s must-use breakout phrase. A few months ago I was having a dream in which I went to a friend’s house. He was complaining that he couldn’t have *** because it was his girlfriend’s time of the month. At that point, she walked into the room and said,
‘That’s okay, you can put it in my Cinderella’
And lo, in 2010, the new way of saying ‘the thing couples never do’ was born. No more awkward moments where you have to think of a way of describing the road less travelled again.
Usages include but are not limited to:
‘Baby, you make all my fairytales come true when you let me in your Cinderella’
‘You come any closer and I’ll stick that up your Cinderella, a**hole’
Feel free to expand and think up your own ways of using this year’s must us phrase and if yours is the best, you’ll be personally invited to the 2010 Inaugural National Cinderella Ball.
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